Random Item Drop

Item: glass mask that twists the wearer’s features before your...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:00:38 -0400

Item: glass mask that twists the wearer’s features before your very eyes

Surely wearing a mask made entirely of glass into combat will work in your favor

Item: Handaxe of Fox’s Cunning: grants the wielder the ability...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:00:59 -0400

Item: Handaxe of Fox’s Cunning: grants the wielder the ability to figure out the best place to strike their enemy with its blade.

Item: Frock of Missiles: while it appears to be a standard...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:00:44 -0400

Item: Frock of Missiles: while it appears to be a standard conservative black dress, once per day the wearer can lift the skirt up and let loose a dozen Magic Missiles.

Item: Keychain of Footwork: twelve detachable feet that can be...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:01:09 -0400

Item: Keychain of Footwork: twelve detachable feet that can be removed and ingested to gain +5 on feet-based Dexterity checks (dodging, balancing, moving silently, &c.)

Item: Elephant-Jar, can hold up to six elephants.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:00:44 -0400

Item: Elephant-Jar, can hold up to six elephants.

Item: Accordion Goat; can be trained to play up to five...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:00:58 -0400

Item: Accordion Goat; can be trained to play up to five different Bardic spells at will (spell level equal or lower to the owning character’s).

Item: Bracelet of Throwing Shot: allows the wearer to throw a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 03:00:40 -0400

Item: Bracelet of Throwing Shot: allows the wearer to throw a bullet or other shot as if they had a gun.

Item: Camaro of the Crab; as Apparatus of the Crab but +5...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:01:06 -0400

Item: Camaro of the Crab; as Apparatus of the Crab but +5 Charisma since it’s so cool and half the usual armor class since it’s a convertible. (image source)

shiftythrifting:An entire pallet of Property Brothers...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:00:44 -0400

shiftythrifting:

An entire pallet of Property Brothers Gnomes

Item: an entire pallet of Handsome-Faced Fixer-Upper Homunculi, ceramic servants that will take a selected building, regardless of condition, and work diligently to upgrade it into a palace.

theancientwayoflife:~ Vessel with Two Feet. Culture: Near...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 06:00:50 -0400

theancientwayoflife:

~ Vessel with Two Feet.
Culture: Near Eastern
Date: ca. 1000-800 B.C.
Medium: Ceramic

Item: Ambling Vase, capable of holding up to three gallons. Once attuned to a character, will follow them obediently or follow their orders.

nyctaeus: Dana Wsye, ‘Pills & Remedies’, from the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:00:30 -0400

nyctaeus:

Dana Wsye, ‘Pills & Remedies’, from the series ‘Jesus Had A Sister Productions’, 1996-2003

Canadian artist creates fictitious pharmaceutical company that uses 60′s retro and kitsch imagery to sell cures and remedies that aim to dissect our utopic quest for perfection.

Item: Sprite Glasses, granting the wearer a Sprite’s Heart Sight...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:00:56 -0400

Item: Sprite Glasses, granting the wearer a Sprite’s Heart Sight ability to read emotional states and alignments.

Item: goat transportation sack

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:00:35 -0400

Item: goat transportation sack

Item: Skull of Froth; a bath containing the froth generated...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:00:31 -0400

Item: Skull of Froth; a bath containing the froth generated counts as a Long Rest for Evil creatures and grants a Profane bonus on their Morale for d6 hours, while for Good or Neutral creatures it causes mild skin irritation. (source)

Item: Lenses of Pessimism, causing the wearer to always see the...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:01:00 -0400

Item: Lenses of Pessimism, causing the wearer to always see the downsides to situations and the worst possible outcomes to situations

Item: Underclothes of the Hound, a variation of chastity belt...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:00:37 -0400

Item: Underclothes of the Hound, a variation of chastity belt containing a lesser version of the spell Mage’s Faithful Hound; if an enemy creature comes within five feet of the wearer’s crotch, the face growls, and if they make physical contact with the garment it delivers the Vicious Bite (+10 attack bonus, 2d6+3 points of piercing damage)

Item: Empathic Starfish. When placed on a person’s head, it says...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 06:00:46 -0400

Item: Empathic Starfish. When placed on a person’s head, it says their internal monologue out loud.

Item: spell-recharging sno-cone in a fancy serving-glass

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 03:00:28 -0400

Item: spell-recharging sno-cone in a fancy serving-glass

Item: giant stone USB drive left at the magical library by some...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 20:00:55 -0400

Item: giant stone USB drive left at the magical library by some giant. They called and it apparently super important that they get it back, important enough that the library administrators want to hire an adventure party to take it back to them.

Item: Rising Tie; casts Hideous Laughter on female creatures,...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 13:01:04 -0400

Item: Rising Tie; casts Hideous Laughter on female creatures, apparently.