Item: Rising Tie; casts Hideous Laughter on female creatures, apparently.
Item: Frock of Missiles: while it appears to be a standard conservative black dress, once per day the wearer can lift the skirt up and let loose a dozen Magic Missiles.
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Item: shard of Grassium Z, a magical crystal of pure Druidic energy that allows Druids to cast spells as if two levels higher, so long as the crystal is in touch with their body
Item: Camaro of the Crab; as Apparatus of the Crab but +5 Charisma since it’s so cool and half the usual armor class since it’s a convertible. (image source)
Item: Bracelet of Throwing Shot: allows the wearer to throw a bullet or other shot as if they had a gun.
Item: Keychain of Footwork: twelve detachable feet that can be removed and ingested to gain +5 on feet-based Dexterity checks (dodging, balancing, moving silently, &c.)
Item: Lenses of Pessimism, causing the wearer to always see the downsides to situations and the worst possible outcomes to situations
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Item: an entire pallet of Handsome-Faced Fixer-Upper Homunculi, ceramic servants that will take a selected building, regardless of condition, and work diligently to upgrade it into a palace.
Dana Wsye, ‘Pills & Remedies’, from the series ‘Jesus Had A Sister Productions’, 1996-2003
Canadian artist creates fictitious pharmaceutical company that uses 60′s retro and kitsch imagery to sell cures and remedies that aim to dissect our utopic quest for perfection.
Item: glass mask that twists the wearer’s features before your very eyes
Surely wearing a mask made entirely of glass into combat will work in your favor