Item: glass mask that twists the wearer’s features before your very eyes
Surely wearing a mask made entirely of glass into combat will work in your favor
Item: Handaxe of Fox’s Cunning: grants the wielder the ability to figure out the best place to strike their enemy with its blade.
Item: Frock of Missiles: while it appears to be a standard conservative black dress, once per day the wearer can lift the skirt up and let loose a dozen Magic Missiles.
Item: Keychain of Footwork: twelve detachable feet that can be removed and ingested to gain +5 on feet-based Dexterity checks (dodging, balancing, moving silently, &c.)
Item: Accordion Goat; can be trained to play up to five different Bardic spells at will (spell level equal or lower to the owning character’s).
Item: Bracelet of Throwing Shot: allows the wearer to throw a bullet or other shot as if they had a gun.
Item: Camaro of the Crab; as Apparatus of the Crab but +5 Charisma since it’s so cool and half the usual armor class since it’s a convertible. (image source)
An entire pallet of Property Brothers Gnomes
Item: an entire pallet of Handsome-Faced Fixer-Upper Homunculi, ceramic servants that will take a selected building, regardless of condition, and work diligently to upgrade it into a palace.
~ Vessel with Two Feet.
Culture: Near Eastern
Date: ca. 1000-800 B.C.
Medium: Ceramic
Item: Ambling Vase, capable of holding up to three gallons. Once attuned to a character, will follow them obediently or follow their orders.
